Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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