Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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