yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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