maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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