seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
