I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
