does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
40s are totally the cure
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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