I just saw a hot homeless man
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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