You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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