she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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