i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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