Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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