Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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