Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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