Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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