your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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