I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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