on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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