I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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