I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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