Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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