Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
