I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
