airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I just had sex on a roof
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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