I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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