so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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