Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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