Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
