so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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