Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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