Sponge bath it is.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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