On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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