break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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