I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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