i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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