Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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