forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
