what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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