Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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