he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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