yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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