very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
try to milk me bitch
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