Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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