How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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