But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Randomize
