Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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