My brain says no but my pants say off.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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