I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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