Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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