forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
