"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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